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Be patient………… Listen

Be patient………… Listen

I came home from work. I was tired. I sat down on the sofa. Put my feet up. My wife brought me a glass of water. My son gave me a sheet of paper:


English Lang. 17%

Biology 35%

Mathematics 40%

Physics 37%

Chemistry 42%

Economics 12%

Agric. Science 19%

Religion Knowl. ABS

Geography 22%


I lost my temper.


And started shouting: "What is this? All the time on phone and TV. How dare you show me such marks?"


My Wife said: "Be patient. Listen...."


I told her: "Shut up! It's your love and pampering that has spoilt him. He is no good and never serious at all."


My Wife said: "Oh! Really?"


I said: "No one in our family has performed so badly ever."


My Son said: "Dad, I am sorry. I was cleaning the old cupboard and I found this. This is your old school report card, dated 27th July 1980 sir."


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